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I have an identity crisis, I am lost in my own world. Let me enumerate by the various conversations I have with various people !
Identity 1 (Trying to mingle)
With my higly intelligent classmates.
Me: Hello Francis...
Francis: Hello Murtaza...
Me:**serious voice** Exercise 4.10 in the 1st volume was very tough!!!
Francis:Hmmm...i guess not cos i could do it easily...
Me: [:o]....! Woah...i better finish it before mr.benedict punishes me again!
Identity 2 (Trying to mingle...AGAIN!!)
With the not so intelligent ones.
Me: Hey macha..what you doin ??
A not so intelligent guy: Nothing da, just finishing my math homework.
Me:Hey ass leave it, not like that ****** is gona do anything ??
ANSIG:Hmmmm...ok da....so what did u do yesterday...
**conversation drifting off to various other things**
Identity 3 (A spoilt Brat)
With my mom.
Mom:Eat your lunch, you are gona spoil your appetite if you dont eat at the rite time.
Me:Dont bother mom. This is my business.
Mom:This is my business too....
Me:Awww...watever!!! Its not as if i really enjoy your food.
Mom:**Stops lecturing and leaves**
Me:**Smirks and contemplates his razor sharp tongue**
Identity 4 (The model Son)
With Mom in the presence of someone's company.
Me:Mom...a splendid meal you have made today!
Mom:Thank you **ignores wat happened the previous meal**
Me:And i have did the job you told me, even cleaned my room.
Mom:**Beaming towards her lil devilish-angel**
Identity 5 (The model Brother)
With cousins, especially my cousin sisters.
Cousin:Bhai(brother in hindi, gujrati etc...) can u do me a favour.
Me:Yes sure...wat is it ??
Cousin:Can you do this and that and this.....(list goes on) ???
Me:Sure **smiles the best he can, after all she is a lil sister**
Identity 6 (The bully)
With my brother(though the below conversation dsnt mean that i dont like my brother).
Brother:Can I use the computer ?
Me:Get lost I am using it !
Bro:Can you transfer the songs you promised in my mp3 player ??
Me:Get lost I am busy !
Bro:You are always rude to me !
Me:Hahaha..Since your birth!!
**The brother goes away angry and wishing me all sorts of ill luck**
Identity 7 (The Mature one)
This is the identity I use to talk with the big and very small boys nd girls, aunts and uncles, and people whom i have just been acquainted to and not actually met. The conversation is usually laced with sarcasm and humour. This is supposed to be my most comfortable identity ! This is the only time need to think before i utter the next word ! The other identities, i dont need to think before i can even talk.
The Conversational Partner 1:Yes Murtaza, did i hear that you are going to mental development classes ?
Me:Hmmm.....Relatively yes...and i would advice you to join too. The company would be appreciated and hopefully the classes would help u too ....
If the TCP recognises the insult
TCP1:**makes a sour face, and tries to change the topic or gets away as fast as possible**
And if the TCP dsnt....
TCP1:Hmmm...yea it would be a good idea...i would enjoy your company too...
Me:**Smirks and continues the conversation with another topic**
With someone else.
Me:Thats a beautiful dress your are wearing....
TCP2:**Beaming radiantly** Thank You
Me:Though it would have looked beautiful on Aiswarya....**Gets away before the other person sniffs out my jab**
With someone else
TCP3:Hey Murtaza cant you come to the party ? You can just forget your promise!
Me:The words shoot like the bullets off a gun, for they come not back, besides more is at sake, for this act by some, i loose more than what i gain.
TCP3:**utterly confused** OHHHHKKKK....But you will gain nothing by keeping your promise!
Me:Some actions are not weighed for what you gain and for what one loses, they are the reflection of ones self respect and have to be carried out, notwitstanding for what they bring.
TCP3:**head spinnig** OHHHKKK...**leaves before he/she is knocked unconcious...
Me:**Sighs** No...one understands me!!!
This Identity has many conversational examples, I have lost patience in writing them all down!
Identity 8 (The Immature One)
This is self explanatory. The conversation would be more helpful!
TCP:Wassup man ??
Me:The ceiling ??
TCP:Hey ass dont make mokkais (pj's)....
Me:Hmmm....then i guess you meant the sky ??
TCP:Your bloody ASS!!!!
Me:Ahhhhh....thats not up but down!!!! [:p]
TCP:Arrgghhh!!!!
Me:**Leaves before the scene gets preety ugly**
Hmmmmm.....so many identities !!! I have even forgotten which of the above is the real Murtaza !!! Or for the matter if the real Murtaza is even up there!!![not to be confused with being dead!!]
16 comments:
very good....keep it up
Good da. Keep it up. U have a penchant for humour.
well it was very good .. i enjoyed it reading ..
HEY ITS COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BT I DONT HAV TIME 2 READ EVERYTHING!
BT ITS GREAT TILL WAT I HAV READ
@juju
nd till wat u read ???
Hmm.
Your blog was really really good, had me wiping my eyes..you should have made it lonnger though..I could use the hilarity in this depressing life of mine!!
Also, I'm not the boring shit you've made me out to be. I appreciate that you think I'm intelligent but hey! I'm Intelligent-interesting!
At least, I think so.
*looks depressed*
In other news, your other readers dont seem to be very smart...one has even said that he/she has enjoyed IT reading.
sheesh.
P.s: try typing n proper english, with punctuations and capital letters.Its easier to read, that way.
Ah finally.. the comment that was due! Hmmm.. amusing entry but I've already mentioned to you that I'm not TOOO fond of it!
"Me:And i HAVE DID the job you told me, even cleaned my room."
Grammatical error above.. please do edit it.
I agree with Francis - your other readers dont indeed seem to be vert smart, and I also agree with his post script! I'm particularly picky about upper and lower cases and punctuations as well!
ohhh...the 'i' isnt in upper case nd the other words r!!! okkk...nd the punctuation feels lost over ther!!! hmmm...i feel lazy to edit it!!
HAVE DID!! ?? ok i got the mistaske too....hmmm...like i said i am lazy to do it!!
ok... its good... atleast ur bein honest..!
I'm smart, aren't I? =(
Anyways, about your silly little post. Do you really attend your mental development classes? =)
Your identities remind me of mine. Very/too sarcastic(???) yet can come off as being general conversation. Don't you love it when you can say something like a double entendre to some uncle/aunty and get away with it. =D
While studying Psychology I learnt that we all have different identities with different people or groups. Such a common case yet uncommon for more than a few to realise it. =)
Haaa!:p
Wicked Post!
Could you hook me up with JuJu :o
@stickfigureondrugs
sure..
but i need to now your gender and orientation 1st...
Can I have JuJu instead?
@flowie
no.. he is commited.
So now who do I get to hook up with?
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